If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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