don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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