It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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