Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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