Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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