it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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