I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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