I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
So vagazzling was a success
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
as a side note pls kill me
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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