too bad you live with your parents still
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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