its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Let's paint friendship bongs
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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