I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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