The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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