You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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