? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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