Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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