i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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