If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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