I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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