I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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