summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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