He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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