I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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