I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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