let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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