ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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