you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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