i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
