Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I love you. Go after that dick
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