I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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