Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
