I want to walk on stilts...naked
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Less talking, more tequila
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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