You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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