I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
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