It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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