Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
i believe in u and ur pee
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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