I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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