she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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