I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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