So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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