I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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