My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
they call him Oral-B. enough said
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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