haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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