When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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