my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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