On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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