Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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