My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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