quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Help me help you realize you are a moron
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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