escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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