sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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