i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
