You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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