You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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